Declan Cashin
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Archive for August, 2009

Diving for the cause

Thursday, August 27th, 2009



Declan and Paul Devane – great guys attempting to pull off the world’s longest cold water scuba dive in memory of Declan’s late son, Cillian.

See their website with info on how to donate.

Dermot Ahern doesn’t care about gay people, Part II

Tuesday, August 25th, 2009

Yes, you are reading it clearly: During the Dail debate on decriminalisation in 1993, Dermot Ahern did infer that decriminalising homosexuality could lead to something like the murder of Jamie Bulger in Ireland. Our current Minister for Justice whom we’re appealing to for gay equality, everyone.


Dermot Ahern’s comments to the Dail during the Second Stage debate on the Criminal Law (Sexual Offences) Bill, 1993. Dáil Éireann – Volume 432 – 23 June, 1993

http://historical-debates.oireachtas.ie/D/0432/D.0432.199306230101.html

[All emphasis and italics are mine]


Mr. D. Ahern: I have reservations about this legislation. I have already made these views known privately to the Fianna Fáil Parliamentary Party and the Minister [Maire Geoghegan Quinn]

Reference has been made to our international obligations. However, no reference seems to have been made to the Constitution of this Republic. I wish to give some Members of the House food for thought by quoting from the Constitution. Article 40.1 states:

All citizens shall, as human persons, be held equal before the law.

This shall not be held to mean that the State shall not in its enactments have due regard to differences of capacity, physical and moral, and of social function.

That question bears some thought. In regard to the family, Article 41.1.1º states:

The State recognises the Family as the natural primary and fundamental unit group of Society, and as a moral institution possessing inalienable and imprescriptible rights, antecedent and superior to all positive law.

Article 41.1.2º states:

[2035] The State, therefore, guarantees to protect the Family in its constitution and authority …

Article 45, which outlines the directive principles of social policy, states:

The principles of social policy set forth in this Article are intended for the general guidance of the Oireachtas. The application of those principles in the making of laws shall be the care of the Oireachtas exclusively …

Article 45.1 states:

The State shall strive to promote the welfare of the whole people by securing and protecting as effectively as it may a social order in which justice and charity shall inform all the institutions of the national life.

I am not being intolerant in my remarks. Anyone who knows me well knows that I am a very tolerant person. As legislators, we have a duty to legislate for the common good. We seem to have reached the stage where we are legislating for pressure and minority groups. We have a duty to consider what is in the common good of all the people and to legislate for that. We should not legislate for hard cases, I do not say this in any intolerant way but we should legislate for the common good.

Reference was made to our international obligations. We have a duty to legislate for the standards and norms which we regard as appropriate for the Irish people. This does not necessarily have to include all the people, but we should strive to achieve a certain standard and norm in our society. The Houses of the Oireachtas have the primary function of laying down rules for the people and the standards they should strive to achieve, and we should never forget that.

I quoted from Article 41 of the Constitution which deals with the position of the family in our society. Many countries, including Britain, are now looking at why families are breaking down. The tragic murder of the young Bolger child in England led to people questioning why [2036] society is breaking down in that country. One of the reasons given for the breakdown of society is that the family unit is breaking down. We should strive to protect the family unit as the primary unit in our society. That is not to say that families do not break up — of course they do — but we should aspire to attain that. I think most Deputies would agree with those sentiments.

It was stated that we would be in breach of the charter of the European Court of Human Rights if we did not introduce legislation to implement its decision. I do not for one minute accept that we have to implement this decision. Britain has decided to derogate from the Social Charter and, in effect, from European monetary union. Yet, business is still being conducted and no one seems to have taken the British Government to task for this.

Much play is made of the word “equality”, for example, equality in regard to the age limit. I wonder if this issue will end here. Will the pressure groups which have succeeded in having this legislation brought before the House stop here? I think not. Will we eventually see the day in this country when, as has happened in the USA, homosexuals will seek the right to adopt children? We should think seriously about this possibility.

I have a problem with the age limit of 17 years. I appreciate that the Minister is endeavouring to equalise the age limits for both homosexuals and heterosexuals. However, under the child care legislation passed by this House a child is defined as anyone under the age of 18 years. We should bear this in mind.

I have a problem with the provisions on prostitution. I understood that the norm in Europe was to liberalise the laws on prostitution but——

An Leas-Cheann Comhairle: There are only four minutes remaining.

Dermot Ahern doesn’t care about gay people [To paraphrase Kanye West on Dubya]

Tuesday, August 25th, 2009


The real Dermot Ahern. And we expect this guy to be fair to gay people?

As for JOD’s concerns, decriminalising homosexuality has clearly created a society where greedy, grubby, hypocritical, egotistical political blow-hards can spend tens of thousands of taxpayers’ money on cars and hotels and all manner of profligate junkets

Rep star

Tuesday, August 25th, 2009


My piece on shadowing a holiday rep from today’s Independent.

Sinead’s Hand

Tuesday, August 25th, 2009

Get’s the point across beautifully.

Colm O’Gorman writes on the same topic in today’s Herald.

A Wintour’s Tale? Nah. More like Grace under pressure.

Monday, August 24th, 2009




This evening I caught an early screening of the eagerly-awaited documentary, The September Issue. It didn’t disappoint – fascinating, riveting stuff. Anna Wintour’s input is quite minimal, as it turns out. The real star of the show is style editor Grace Coddington, who comes across as the most grounded, honest, wittiest, approachable, passionate, and, dare I say it, talented person on screen. Give Grace her own documentary I say!

Noughtie Movies

Monday, August 24th, 2009


With four months left before the end of the first decade of the 21st century, Pitchfork has just compiled its list of the top 500 songs of the Noughties.

With that in mind, I’m interested in what people think are the greatest movies of the Noughties? What get your vote for the best movie(s) released since 2000?

I’ve been racking my brains about this one, and, for me, I think my vote for movie of the decade is United 93 (2006), Paul Greengrass’ masterful, unbearably tense, and utterly devastating account of the events aboard the last hijacked plane on Sept 11, 2001. It’s not only the movie of the decade, it’s the movie for the decade.

Coming in a close second is The Diving Bell and The Butterfly (2007), Julian Schnabel’s exquisite, profoundly moving adaptation of Jean Dominque Bauby’s incredible memoir of living – for he does indeed live – with locked-in syndrome, each word painstakingly dictated to an assistant by blinking his eye.

The other contenders, in my opinion, would be (and I’m sure to be forgetting some!):

Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon (2000)
Almost Famous (2000)
Dancer in the Dark (2000)
Traffic (2000)
Before Night Falls (2000)

Amelie
(2001)
In the Bedroom (2001)
Y Tu Mama Tambien (2001)

City of God
(2002)
Adaptation (2002)
28 Days Later (2002)
Spiderman (2002)
Talk to Her (2002)
Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers (2002)

Goodbye Lenin!
(2003)
Lost in Translation (2003)
Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King (2003)
Finding Nemo (2003)

The Incredibles (2004)
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
(2004)
Spiderman 2 (2004)
The Descent (2004)
Before Sunset (2004)
Shaun of the Dead (2004)
Maria Full of Grace (2004)
Sideways (2004)
Downfall (2004)
Fahrenheit 9/11 (2004)

Brokeback Mountain
(2005)
The 40 year Old Virgin
(2005)
Good Night, and Good Luck
(2005)
Batman Begins
(2005)

Volver (2006)
Hidden
(Cache - 2006)
Pan’s Labyrinth
(2006)
Borat (2006)
Children of Men
(2006)
Shortbus
(2006)

There Will Be Blood (for good and for bad, 2007)
Ratatouille (2007)
The Orphanage
(2007)
The Lives of Others
(2007)
No End in Sight
(2007)
The Bourne Ultimatum (2007)
Juno (2007)

Wall-E
(2008)
Slumdog Millionaire (2008)
Man On Wire (2008)
Dear Zachary: A Letter to His Son about His Father (2008)
The Dark Knight (2008)

Star Trek (2009)
500 Days of Summer
(2009)
The Hurt Locker
(2009)

The Mayor of (North) Great George’s Street

Monday, August 24th, 2009


Senator David Norris’ battle for homosexual law reform in Ireland could be coming to movie screens a la Milk.

X marks the spot

Saturday, August 22nd, 2009


On the return of The X Factor on ITV/TV3 tonight.

Words n stuff

Friday, August 21st, 2009

Some recent stuff…

Outdoor Yoga

Nightwatch column ranting about disruptive cinema patrons

2009 a bumper year for female movie directors